Fucking Christians

[Nasty]

So I was feeling nice and decided to take my wife and Cole to church last Sunday right? So we get all ready and drive into SF, find parking and go in. Then they proceed to tell us that children under 12 years old arent allowed in the church. They have a small day care area where you leave your child with strangers and they give you a beeper like at the restaurants. You gotta be fucking kidding me....

I told my wife "thats the last time I EVER try to go to church again!"

[Marklar]

when did you become so intolerant? you're starting to sound like prlywld.

[Nasty]

Originally Posted by Marklar

when did you become so intolerant? you're starting to sound like prlywld.

Get out of my thread you racist fuck.

[Marklar]

Originally Posted by Nasty

Get out of my thread you racist fuck.

get out of my life you satan lover.

[Nasty]

Originally Posted by Marklar

get out of my life you satan lover.

You know you love me. (slightly homo)

[Marklar]

Originally Posted by Nasty

You know you love me. (slightly homo)

don't project your desire for man-love on me either

[soysauce]

I doubt all churches are like that.

[StotheE]

like before you attempt to go to service pls understand how it works next time yo.

[Nasty]

Originally Posted by soysauce

I doubt all churches are like that.

They arent but its funny that the one time I actually agree to go to church they tell me I cant bring my baby in. Isn't it ironic?

[Marklar]

Originally Posted by Nasty

They arent but its funny that the one time I actually agree to go to church they tell me I cant bring my baby in. Isn't it ironic?

maybe since he doesn't look like you they thought you had kidnapped him

[StotheE]

Originally Posted by Marklar

maybe since he doesn't look like you they thought you had kidnapped him

lolz[7.88952020]

[soysauce]

what's funny is you were feeling nice and decided to go to church. The only reason I'd want to go to church is so I can get dressed up and wear a big hat. But I could just go to the horse races for that.

[Nasty]

Originally Posted by soysauce

what's funny is you were feeling nice and decided to go to church. The only reason I'd want to go to church is so I can get dressed up and wear a big hat. But I could just go to the horse races for that.

Its a long story.... We just went to San Diego to see my cousin Darren and then to my Grandpas house. The only time I went to church in my life was with my Grandma and Grandpa and I had good memories of that. My grandma is dead now so I was feeling a little reminiscent and decided to take the fam. the next sunday.

No babies, I should have kicked everyone in that churchs ass yo.

[Marklar]

i guess they figure babies aren't old enough to be brainwashed yet

[soysauce]

I'd watch out for church folk. The chick that does my hair says she goes to church all the time and wants somebody that also goes to church. then she told me she's seeing this guy cuz he buys her things and told him that he didn't want to marry her because she'd just use him. She said she told him, "You want to keep your house, don't you?"