Maryha says "I'll be Back"

[S...]

"Lifestyle guru Martha Stewart has been sentenced to five months in prison and fined $30,000 for lying to investigators about her 2001 sale of ImClone Systems stock. In a statement after this morning's hearing in New York, Stewart pledged "I'll be back."

5 months in the clink

Martha says: "Hmmmm, i wonder which wine goes with clitoris?"

[Raider 420]

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"You mean that kinda stuff really goes on in here???"

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"I really need to do something with this room"

[S...]

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"Clariiiiiiice"

[S...]

Originally posted by Raider 420

"I really need to do something with this room"

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[Raider 420]

Guard: Squat.. hands on your knees.. cough..
Martha: *COUGH*
(somethng drops)

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"A fucking candle???.."

[Dr. Kris Knacker]

the whole thing is a wag the dog situation....fuckin bush, making "examples"

My pops is a stock guy, and he said its fucked up, cuz the stock she sold, has tripled in worth since she sold them. So the guy who bought it, is stoked.

WAG THE DOG BUSH


btw...I got my co-worker and girlfriend to register to vote for the first time, kudos to me!

[Ojay]

i heard they finally caught bobby fischer too.

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Originally posted by Ojay revilO
i heard they finally caught bobby fischer too.

Yup, got his chubby ass in Japan.

[skibadee]

Originally posted by S...
[BMartha says: "Hmmmm, i wonder which wine goes with clitoris?" [/B]

All of them my friend...but especially wine in a box. get it, get it!
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Martha Stewart takes your calls on Larry King Live

Monday, July 19

Martha Stewart can finally talk
In her first and only live interview since being sentenced Martha Stewart joins for the hour and takes your calls. Tune in at 9 p.m. ET.