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krem
02-10-2003, 03:34 PM
"By now you are probably deep into your breathing
exercises.
I imagine that your butt really itches, your titties
are swelling by the minute and you keep thinking that
you smell spinach.
Ahhh... Berkely visitations, how we love your
ciggerette bumming, neo punk rock listening, Idaho
orgin being, hypocritical child squabbling gutter
trash.
"No you little fuck hole you can not have a goddam
smoke, whats that... you have to feed your dog. Oh wait... I
understand you have four dogs. Here I have a briallant
idea, invest some money with the rest of your hot
topic stud wearing commrades into a hibatchi BBQ. You
can have your daddy send you some money to buy a nice
sharp skewer. Take your flea infested, malnourished,
shit spreading barking pitbull, impale it in People's
Park and have a gutter punk BBQ. This way your dog is
no longer a bane to society, it is no longer hungry
and best of all it gets put out of the misery of
coexistencing with psuedo Jim Caroll dickheads. Better
yet cockblower, skewer yourself,and let your emaciated
dogs have the feast of a lifetime. And NO you can't
have a FUCKING SMOKE!!!"
Any ways I'm just in a mood, next time you go to
school tell your teacher your boyfriend will beat the
billie holiday out of her overseein ass.
Fuck off trubadour,its time for the reckoning.
love you and your fat white girl ass.
P.S.(them big lushious titties too.)
PPS.(hot damn!! Thats the ticket!!!)"

Ojay
02-11-2003, 08:07 AM
hey man, can I bum a cigarette off you bro?