What In Holy Hell?!!

[soysauce]

ok... this is an e-mail that somebody sent to me after they cancelled an interview for a telemarketing position we have open.. this is a WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING situation here... anyways here goes:

Hello s,

Thanks for being so nice on the phone with me today. Iam using my girlfriend's e-mail for this message. Iam a healer from S***. I would like to offer you a complimentary healing session. I do reiki and other hands on healing methods. I also do tantric sensual dance. I can also do a dance session if you like.

The dance is sensual and also spiritual. I do the dance nude or in a swimsuit or towel. Its up to you. I think that you will like this dance. Have you ever tried a dance like this? I have some photos from an old session that I did. The photos are nude. If this offends you, do not look at them. I dont want to offend anyone. I do my healings to help people. The photos are at:

photos.yahoo.com/somethingsomething


You dont need to type in www to access the photos. Please keep this e-mail private if at all possible. I only work with people that are spiritually inclined and with an open mind. I sensed that you are such a person. Too many people nowadays are too stressed with work etc. Thats why they need healing etc.


Thanks
*****




names and website information blanked out to protect the (semi) innocent hehehe

[Lynwood]

ewwwww

[Ipatch]

:D

Stop hangin out with so many damn hippies Soya.

"Please keep this e-mail private if at all possible."

AND he offered to get naked for you via his girl's e-mail.

[baronvonONE]

HAHA Lynwood...my homies designed that 2Mex logo...that shits fresh


I wanna see some naked hippies...was she hot ?

[Lynwood]

Originally posted by baronvonONE
HAHA Lynwood...my homies designed that 2Mex logo...that shits fresh



yup

[nateball]

yeah thats dope man^^

and wasnt the healer a dude? suit yourself BaronVon, whatever gets you going.

[baronvonONE]

Originally posted by nateball
yeah thats dope man^^

and wasnt the healer a dude? suit yourself BaronVon, whatever gets you going.

...the fuck are you talking about Canadian ? The healer did say "they" would do the dance in a swimsuit...how many times have you wondered where your "swim suit" was ?

I still love you tho....

[amanda]

Originally posted by s408420
ok... this is an e-mail that somebody sent to me after they cancelled an interview for a telemarketing position we have open.. this is a WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING situation here... anyways here goes:

Hello s,

Thanks for being so nice on the phone with me today. Iam using my girlfriend's e-mail for this message. Iam a healer from S***. I would like to offer you a complimentary healing session. I do reiki and other hands on healing methods. I also do tantric sensual dance. I can also do a dance session if you like.

The dance is sensual and also spiritual. I do the dance nude or in a swimsuit or towel. Its up to you. I think that you will like this dance. Have you ever tried a dance like this? I have some photos from an old session that I did. The photos are nude. If this offends you, do not look at them. I dont want to offend anyone. I do my healings to help people. The photos are at:

photos.yahoo.com/somethingsomething


You dont need to type in www to access the photos. Please keep this e-mail private if at all possible. I only work with people that are spiritually inclined and with an open mind. I sensed that you are such a person. Too many people nowadays are too stressed with work etc. Thats why they need healing etc.


Thanks
*****




names and website information blanked out to protect the (semi) innocent hehehe
sounds like a good time

[Lynwood]

Originally posted by nateball
yeah thats dope man^^

and wasnt the healer a dude? suit yourself BaronVon, whatever gets you going.
fuck u tweeker

i dont babyset ne more bitch


so take that shit off ur sig

[Andross]

Originally posted by Lynwood
fuck u tweeker

i dont babyset ne more bitch


so take that shit off ur sig
too late, youve been
http://www.americasstory.com/assets/sh/cowboy/sh_cowboy_branding_2_e.jpg

[baronvonONE]

"you spoke my gospel like an apostle, but on the other side of town you got stuff in your nostril" - buck 65


Speaking of sigs.....is this seriously the dopest busk65 quote you could find ?...stuff in your nostril ?

[Ojay]

Originally posted by s408420
The dance is sensual and also spiritual.

http://www.healthynewage.com/miracle.jpg

[Ipatch]

^^^:D

Ojay, this is not the "What I secretly wanted for Christmas but nobody bought me" thread.

[Ojay]

Originally posted by Ipatch
^^^:D

Ojay, this is not the "What I secretly wanted for Christmas but nobody bought me" thread.

woops. yeah.. it's cool... i'll just make my own.

[Ipatch]

Originally posted by Ojay revilO
woops. yeah.. it's cool... i'll just make my own.

You're gonna make your own "spiritual and sensual" dance video? Dope!

"Ojay Gets Freakie Deekie For Jesus"

Just make sure to warn us before the towel comes off playa.

[Ojay]

i'm thinking i'lll be fully clothed throughout.. maybe something like...

http://www.pinkgypsy.com/male-dancers/kamaal1.jpg

[soysauce]

this was no girl.. i think it was an indian guy or somethin cuz i talked to him on the phone when he cancelled his interview... and i guess the lady at my work (of COURSE i forwarded it to a bunch of people hehehe) and her friend looked at the pictures and she was like he is BUCK NAKED hehehehe