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So i'm in the john at my office. Quietly enjoying the latest issue of Car and Driver, pinching cosby kids like a champ, when someone else enters the restroom. Whoever it was, and i don't even want to know for fear of uproarious laughter, sat in the stall next to me and proceeded to put in WORK. Dude was gruntin, yellin, fartin all loud, breathin hella heavy and then came the stench. I had to cut my loaf short due to the ovewhelming odor. WTF?
Why do peeps do this? This isn't the first time this has happened. Why can't heads shit quietly. I understand if you had a heavy meal or whatever, but it's a public facility for god's sakes. I mean, this dude was straight vocal. Good lord.
Skyeris Mae
02-07-2003, 12:30 PM
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
NO doubt! Women's restrooms are bad too.
He must have ate some raunchy shit for it to be doin a number like that to his insides....ouch. :rolleyes:
Dr. Kris Knacker
02-07-2003, 12:31 PM
At my work, I get a little spoiled at times. We have 10 buildings, with 2 or 3 crappers per building. So, I can ALMOST always pump mud in peace! We have one in a building that is solo. 1 sink, 1 door, 1 throne, very nice. The building I'm in, has the cafeteria in it so, there is havok crackin in these ones here. I often go to the next building over to hold HudFest. Chiliqilias (breakfast nachos) tend to terrorize the jons, god I hate Thursdays!
Originally posted by Skyeris Mae
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
NO doubt! Women's restrooms are bad too.
He must have ate some raunchy shit for it to be doin a number like that to his insides....ouch. :rolleyes:
It smelled like that fool died up in there. I shit you not.
I was like "ookkkaaaay, i'm all finished"
mf sw
02-07-2003, 12:32 PM
at least he didnt strike up a conversation with you. This guy I used to work with would peek through the crack of the stall door to see who's in there and then he'd "say whats up" while youre trying to shit. I remember one time he walked in to use the urinal, I was going "# 2" and he's says "hey, big guy! whats up man?" and I was like "nothin" and then whistled while he urinated, then told me to "take it easy" as he was leaving.
Originally posted by mf sw
at least he didnt strike up a conversation with you. This guy I used to work with would peek through the crack of the stall door to see who's in there and then he'd "say whats up" while youre trying to shit. I remember one time he walked in to use the urinal, I was going "# 2" and he's says "hey, big guy! whats up man?" and I was like "nothin" and then whistled while he urinated, then told me to "take it easy" as he was leaving.
pppfff! Hahahaha! Yes, we have the whistlers. I've never been engaged in a convo w/anyone though. And if someone peeked up in my stall? Oh hayll no. Thats how fools end up with swirlys, dun.
mf sw
02-07-2003, 12:37 PM
Originally posted by S...
pppfff! Hahahaha! Yes, we have the whistlers. I've never been engaged in a convo w/anyone though. And if someone peeked up in my stall? Oh hayll no. Thats how fools end up with swirlys, dun.
he wouldnt like get right up to the stall and look really hard but he'd just casually glance over and identify the occupant. You feel so vulnerable when youre taking a shit, youre in no position to chat.
Originally posted by mf sw
You feel so vulnerable when youre taking a shit, youre in no position to chat.
"Leave you scared to drop shit, like school stalls w/no doors"
Skyeris Mae
02-07-2003, 12:47 PM
:D :D Comedy!! :p
hydrogen
02-07-2003, 12:49 PM
have you ever dropped bomb next to an overweight man? it was horrible because he was weezing just to stay alive, and on top of that he shitting out something far left of 3rd base----FOUL. i almost laughed my ass clean.....
nasty bastard
Originally posted by hydrogen
have you ever dropped bomb next to an overweight man? it was horrible because he was weezing just to stay alive, and on top of that he shitting out something far left of 3rd base----FOUL. i almost laughed my ass clean.....
nasty bastard
This cat had to be a smidge hefty. The noises emanating from his asshole could only be the result of multiple fat laters. He was hittin notes i didn't know were on the scale.
Originally posted by S...
"Leave you scared to drop shit, like school stalls w/no doors"
Aww shit, that reminds me...Last summer I went down to Portland for my boy's bachelor party. Got into town a few hours early so I could hit up my favorite joint for some cheddar fries, then rolled over to my buddy's apartment. We got things goin' with a couple drinks, then headed out to a dinner of prime rib. Then it was onto the nuddie bars. Oh, but shit, I forgot that I was wearing flannel boxers that day - and it was about 110 degrees, so I ended up going commando. Anyway, by the 3rd strip joint my stomach was not too happy with all the cheddar fries, rare meat and alcohol. And I wasn't about to let any farts out, fearing they'd stain my shorts. So to the bathroom I went - only there was no door on the stall and the toilet was blocked up with empty cigarette packages and garbage. But fuck, I just had to sit my ass down and add something nasty to the road block. Sucks to be whoever had to clean that bathroom...
yes, we have some nasty shitters up in here as well.. i usually just keep sitting in there until everybody's gone. and almost always, the other guy(s) using the urinal or the other toilet don't wash their crappy hands before going back to work. all i hear is a flush, the sound of the stall door, and the sound of the bathroom door slammin. oh yeah, and dudes who ALWAYS be gruntin and groanin while takin a shit are usually the dudes who walk around the office gruntin, grumblin and groanin. nasty bitches.
amanda
02-07-2003, 03:05 PM
hehe, you guys are funny. oh i hate at work when people have convos in the bathroom, that bothers the fuck out of me. like im in and out, i dont kick it in the bathroom. so wack!
cj723
02-07-2003, 03:19 PM
having a conversation with your friends while taking shits next to eachother is weird too. ive done it twice in my life, we laughed about it afterwards, trying to shit all quiet and stuff, and hoping that the other guy wasnt finished first, so then the other would feel rushed.
Dr. Kris Knacker
02-07-2003, 03:29 PM
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid47/p999b429fed7400d359160191d33649ad/fcc41a98.jpg
hehehe
Archer
02-07-2003, 08:51 PM
(im not necessarily talking about #2's anymore) but the weirdest thing is when you are sitting in the stall and a hand suddenly appears from the stall next to you asking for tp. random ass shiet... it hits you when you least expect it... i also had a little kid peep his head from under the stall to say whats up while his mom was doin her thang.. man.. you would think the bathroom was a private place...
highlife
02-08-2003, 11:10 AM
Originally posted by mf sw
he wouldnt like get right up to the stall and look really hard but he'd just casually glance over and identify the occupant. You feel so vulnerable when youre taking a shit, youre in no position to chat.
damn, this is a funny ass thread! i remember these retarded kids at my elementary school who would always run in the bathroom and go buck wild. slammin' doors, takin' shits on the floor, laughing like school girls. they would see how far away from the urinal they could get while still making their piss in. ever since then, i can only shit at my house. the worst is when you're at parties and you have to let those couple rose farts out and then you open the door and it's like three girls walking right into them. i hate puking in front of people too. last night i puked twice and both times were in front of the whole party. i hate being the 'wasted loser.' people are cruel.
Mad Squirrel
02-08-2003, 11:44 AM
Have any of you heard that rap song about takin a shit?
Skyeris Mae
02-08-2003, 12:08 PM
Obviously not..um...who raps it?:rolleyes:
highlife
02-08-2003, 12:57 PM
Originally posted by Skyeris Mae
Obviously not..um...who raps it?:rolleyes:
i don't know, but maybe it's devin? he's shitting on the cover of his old album, reading the "huston chronic."
Charlie22
02-09-2003, 10:26 PM
My cousin works at Macys and last week she told me that someone had taken a shit inside one of the stock rooms... on the floor! I guess the person couldnt hold it so they took a dump in there. No one wanted to clean it up so they left it there for a couple of days... now everyones calling that room the dookie room. Thats just wrong.
Has anyone every seen someone walking around with a shit stain on their pants?Ha ha ha. I was at the mall with my mom one time and there was this big lady walking in front of us, all of a sudden my mom was like "oh my goodness" I asked her what was wrong and she told me to look at the ladys ass... hahahaha she had a HUGE shit stain, she had to have let out a wet fart or somethin' cuz that crap was so noticable. I felt bad for her but I was rollin'.
Originally posted by highlife
ever since then, i can only shit at my house.
Hahaha....... like shitbreak.
K Wonder
02-10-2003, 06:12 PM
she must have laid a rosebud, thinking it was just a fart. I always get paranoid of that when I have a rank stomach ache and have to let em bust in public.
hahaha this topic is silly.
I had to bring this thread back. This shit is too fucking funny.
hydrogen
03-12-2003, 09:26 AM
i was "dropping off the kids" @ my girl's house, and i hear thru the door her say "i heard that." first i was like chad up, secondly isn't that just wrong.
leave a brotha alone to do his business.
Originally posted by hydrogen
i was "dropping off the kids" @ my girl's house, and i hear thru the door her say "i heard that." first i was like chad up, secondly isn't that just wrong.
leave a brotha alone to do his business.
Well... it depends on all the variables. You were in her house, so techinically, i think she's allowed to comment based on either volume, stench or aftermath (i'll have to check the handbook to be positive).
Last week, like all week i was pissin' out the asshole though. I think it was from these bad shrimp taco's i ate, but my stomach never hurt and i felt fine the whole time. Just straight runs though for like 3 days. Our crappers at the house are still rehabilitating.
speaking of dumps, have you ever had one of those great shits.. you know, the ones that are big, fat, and healthy feeling.. just one loong continuous shit that curls around the bottom of the bowl like a cobra and continues up past the water level? that's the best. sometimes I wish I had a camera in the bathroom just to capture that perfect log before flushing it away as a sacrifice to the toilet gods. oh man, this is making me want to take one right now, i gotta go..
Originally posted by Ojay revilO
speaking of dumps, have you ever had one of those great shits.. you know, the ones that are big, fat, and healthy feeling.. just one loong continuous shit that curls around the bottom of the bowl like a cobra and continues up past the water level? that's the best. sometimes I wish I had a camera in the bathroom just to capture that perfect log before flushing it away as a sacrifice to the toilet gods. oh man, this is making me want to take one right now, i gotta go..
=Peanutbutter bowl snake.
How bout shitting so hard, your back cracks? Thats the shit too.
Raider 420
03-12-2003, 12:40 PM
Originally posted by Ojay revilO
speaking of dumps, have you ever had one of those great shits.. you know, the ones that are big, fat, and healthy feeling.. just one loong continuous shit that curls around the bottom of the bowl like a cobra and continues up past the water level? that's the best. sometimes I wish I had a camera in the bathroom just to capture that perfect log before flushing it away as a sacrifice to the toilet gods. oh man, this is making me want to take one right now, i gotta go..
There's a website where you can post pics of your movements, a crap-collection if you will. Somebody sent it to me thru e-mail but I can't remember the address.... and I'm not about to look it up for you either.
peace
Originally posted by Raider 420
There's a website where you can post pics of your movements, a crap-collection if you will. Somebody sent it to me thru e-mail but I can't remember the address.... and I'm not about to look it up for you either.
peace
liar. You know that site's bookmarked.
DEMiZe-
03-12-2003, 12:44 PM
Originally posted by Archer
(im not necessarily talking about #2's anymore) but the weirdest thing is when you are sitting in the stall and a hand suddenly appears from the stall next to you asking for tp. random ass shiet... it hits you when you least expect it... i also had a little kid peep his head from under the stall to say whats up while his mom was doin her thang.. man.. you would think the bathroom was a private place...
LMAO! That kid is rude.. man this thread is the shit. :p
Originally posted by S...
liar. You know that site's bookmarked.
nahh, he's just noid that the govt will be able to find out about his strange fecal fetish and use it against him if they need to.
Raider 420
03-12-2003, 01:00 PM
Originally posted by Ojay revilO
strange fecal fetish
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