highlife
02-06-2003, 02:42 PM
i think all that talk last week jinxed my ass cuz i woke up to the joyful sounds of car alarms and tow trucks today. about 10 cars, including my piece of shit, were towed from the public parking lot i usually park in because get this, fucking 'striping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' you know, the white lines outlining parking spaces!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i arrived home last night around 9:30 or so and failed to notice the two, i repeat two, small, white pieces of paper posted stating that the left side of the lot would be closed for striping from 7am to 1pm. it was obviously dark at 9:30 so i couldn't notice the signs. i swear they do that shit on purpose. they must have only posted the warnings earlier that day. so my roommate generously gives me a ride to the tow lot and it cost me $163 to get my ride back, $91 just for the tow, $53 for the police department's 'negligence' fine, $9 mileage fee, and $10 for the one hour it was there. to top it off, i also have a negligence fee from the city. i also find it weird how everybody who works for the city, police department, and tow truck companies are ugly as fuck. i mean, look at those fuckers in their little 'i'm gonna fuck your day up' mobiles, they're all fat, ugly and mean. look at the clerks at city offices and at the tow truck companies, all fat ugly bitches. i wouldn't start shit with any of the tow truck guys but they are all white trash who treat your car like their wives. i simple punch in the stomach would've been fine with me instead of wasting away yet another paycheck.