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Blue
11-26-2003, 09:38 AM
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class
with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with

the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is
necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you
not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."

For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the

butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do
the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took

turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The
second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger
and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

Raider 420
11-26-2003, 09:39 AM
If I had a nickel.....

Blue
11-26-2003, 09:42 AM
Originally posted by Raider 420
If I had a nickel.....

What, you'd buy a gumball?http://www.antiquegumball.com/specials/bronzekinglg.jpg

baronvonONE
11-26-2003, 10:21 AM
I call bullshit....no way that happened....
makes for a cool story though

Ojay
11-26-2003, 10:27 AM
yeah.. it's a joke.. probably been forwarded around the world like 10x already.

Lynwood
11-26-2003, 11:07 AM
^yup

evad
11-26-2003, 11:28 AM
http://ak-sports.espn.go.com/f/1917/8668/6H/espn.go.com/i/nfl/profiles/players/statsid/s1025.jpg

I wouldn't of fell for that..

S...
11-26-2003, 11:33 AM
Originally posted by evad
http://ak-sports.espn.go.com/f/1917/8668/6H/espn.go.com/i/nfl/profiles/players/statsid/s1025.jpg

I wouldn't of fell for that..

Ahahaha.....

"I woulda taken Psychology"