too funny not to post

[Dr. Kris Knacker]

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

29 have been accused of spousal abuse.

7 have been arrested for fraud.

19 have been accused of writing bad checks.

117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least two businesses.

3 have done time for assault.

71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit.

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges.

8 have been arrested for shoplifting.

21 are currently defendants in lawsuits.

84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year.

Can you guess which organization this is?



Give up yet?





It's the 535 members of the United States Congress!

These are the same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws
each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.


:confused:

[amanda]

fuck! thats disturbing. theyre worse than me or most people i know for that matter. are u sure thats true?

[Dr. Kris Knacker]

Originally posted by amanda
fuck! thats disturbing. theyre worse than me or most people i know for that matter. are u sure thats true?


not postive if its true or not! Thats why I called it funny, not scary!

I'll ask someone I know, he'll know fer sher! Politics guru and shit!

[gunther b]

i was about to say, this has to be reffering to a state government or the federal government. i work for a state government and i know people who work here as well who are guilty of most of those things one way or another. but yeah, that's american government for you.

[soysauce]

seems a little much...

[Dr. Kris Knacker]

Originally posted by s408420
seems a little much...


bathroom door stall!


naw, some random email i got! Like I said, "too FUNNY not to post"

[Dr. Kris Knacker]

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid49/p50b02a788826fe96c0005954f87c043a/fcb70a31.gif

[Archer]

I wouldn't be the least bit surprised.... many govt. agencies end up hiring ex-convicts.... its a crazy circle we live in....