so i went to a porno convention this past weekend in vegas...

[cj723]

well, i did a lot of other stuff too, but i wanted to see how many people would click on this topic...

anyway,the real title i was going to put was 'so i went bungy jumping this weekend'. scariest thing ive ever done in my life (that ive done intentionally). 17 stories high, got a videotape to prove it too. i like shook as hell.

porno convention was cool. my friends went last year and i passed. they told me to go this year cuz its just a cool experience. for some of you porno fans (which im sure most guys fall into that category), i took pictures with devon, she is real fine and cute at the same time. man, there were even guys that went there by themselves. me and my friend talked mad shit whenever we saw one of those guys. another thing we did to my one of my friends whos super homophobic, if we by chance saw some gay shit (not lesbians shit but straight guy and guy), we would always go 'oh shit, look at that' and point in the direction of it. he would get so pissed, we mustve done that to him a few times during the day, funny as hell seeing how homophobic he is. i didnt take pictures with every fine girl i saw, just the famous ones. my other friend that went with me whose been with his girl for at least 5 years went crazy and took pictures with every single whore he saw.

went to olympic gardens, never been there before that time (im not much of a stripclub guy). but damn, that places serves the other places that ive been to in sd.

but yeah, highlight of my weekend was the bungy jumping. its totally worth the money.

ps-you know how you guys will see a girl in the street or at the mall and sometimes youll say 'damn she looks like a porno star', well, they really do look like that in real life. and another thing is they all just LOOK tall, but theyre actually shorter or the same height as me, and im 5'9''. i always think people on screen are tall for some reason.

[mf sw]

dope. I've always wanted to go check one of those out.

[Raider 420]

Originally posted by cj723

i took pictures with devon, she is real fine and cute at the same time.
http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/tapojturkey.jpg

[S...]

Bungee jumping is the shit.... i can't lie though, that shit was terrifying. I did it off a bridge over a lake in Grand Junction. It was scary as a bastard.

Have you ever parasailed? It's damn fun too... MUCH more relaxing than bungee jumping.

I want to jump out of a plane so bad.

[LBFam]

i tried to sneak into the convention..but as you can see..i didnt quite make it in..

hope you guys had fun tho..

http://jovan.ru/pics/bernard.jpg

[Raider 420]

Originally posted by LBFam
i tried to sneak into the convention..but as you can see..i didnt quite make it in..

hope you guys had fun tho..

http://jovan.ru/pics/bernard.jpg aaaahahaha

[cj723]

Originally posted by S...
Have you ever parasailed? It's damn fun too... MUCH more relaxing than bungee jumping. I want to jump out of a plane so bad.

ive never parasailed before, im not really a non-traditional sports kind guy. like, i suck at snowboarding. went twice, and vowed to never ever go again. i never thought about bungee jumping before, never had even crossed my mind, it was impulse decision-making on my friends part. he said it, he asked me, i told him, ill go if you go. my friends are talking about skydiving though, before they could even finish asking me if i wanted to go, i gave them a big fat 'hell no!' (hay-el-no).

[cj723]

this board really has a quality sense of humor when it comes to posting pics.

raider, the camera i brought wasnt digital, but ill post pics of her (the ones without me in it of course) and maybe some others too, ill either get them from my friend or just take pictures of my film photos after their developed with my digital camera.

[mf sw]

Originally posted by LBFam
i tried to sneak into the convention..but as you can see..i didnt quite make it in..

hope you guys had fun tho..

http://jovan.ru/pics/bernard.jpg

that looks like Prince Paul.

[Raider 420]

Originally posted by cj723
this board really has a quality sense of humor when it comes to posting pics.

raider, the camera i brought wasnt digital, but ill post pics of her (the ones without me in it of course) and maybe some others too, ill either get them from my friend or just take pictures of my film photos after their developed with my digital camera.
Sick, I've only seen her on Stern when she was just breaking into the biz, but that was a couple years ago. I'm curious to see how she's held up. But from what I remember, homegirl was like a 10.

[deejaysteelo]

as a resedient that has grown up in vegas, i have to say it is always a trip when that convention comes to town. the tight ish tho, was that i got to see xzibit and tash rock a set together at one of the after parties. also digital underground and too short were there. i guess artist from the bay really luv their porn.

[cj723]

oh yeah, since you mentioned afterparties. we were gambling on saturday night where the convention was at, and we saw people leaving the 'official afterparty', we saw larry flynt leave to a standing ovation. i remember seeing him on 60 minutes or some show like that, where he goes to vegas, and big baller hotels compete against eachother to give him the best quality comps. some places give him the top suite, diamond earrings, other jewelry, free money, its really crazy how much clout he has in vegas. also, when he gambles, he sits at a table by himself and they rope the area around him so no one can join in. and he spends millions gambling at each hotel. that is crazy.

[soysauce]

when i worked at this home theatre spot they would go to vegas for some electronics convention which "just so happened" to be at the same time as that porn convention and they would all check that (porn) convention out...

damn. i wish i had million dollars to gamble with... damn damn damn...

insert poor picture here :(

[Raider 420]

Originally posted by s408420

insert poor picture here :(
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/extra/images/july-dec00/money_learning.jpg http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~ddgarcia/gifs/spam.gif

[LBFam]

Originally posted by s408420
insert poor picture here :(

http://www.bestofberkeley.com/images/art/5.11.broke.jpg

go read this book..very entertaining..easy to relate to, for us broke folks..

[soysauce]

is the day i truely am poor hahaha

man i dunno if i wanna read about being poor... i need more like a self help book... "how to actually save your money" hahahaha

[highlife]

i have neither bungee jumped nor sky dived. i would rather sky dive because i think it'd be easier to jump out into open air than straight towards the ground. weird logic, yes. i don't think i could do it solo though because i saw this thing on real tv where some dude became totally paralized by fear and his instructor had to save his ass. as for the porn convention, i'd pass. strip clubs are wack. gambling is wack. i lose too much money to the city already.

[cj723]

Originally posted by highlife
i have neither bungee jumped nor sky dived. i would rather sky dive because i think it'd be easier to jump out into open air than straight towards the ground. weird logic, yes.

i know what you mean though. i told my friend i wouldnt do that (skydiving), and he said you always go tandem with an instructor your first time, so theres nothing to be scared of. he didnt sell me on it though.

that weird logic thing youre talking about, thats how my homophobic friend feels. he says he would totally go skydiving, but he wouldnt even go bungee jumping when me and one of my friends said we would pay for his jump.

[hydrogen]

i went bungie jumping when i was like 12.
it was only 80 feet, but that shit was hella high when you were up there.
i hella want to do it for like a bridge where you have a long free fall.
the scariest shit is rocketing back up.


damn that shit was hella fun.
sky is probably better tho'

[cj723]

hydrogen, if youre ever in vegas, go for it man. i think its by circus circus, 171 feet.