J Zone : Gators & Furs Mixshow

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Welcome back to the Gator$-n-Fur$ mixshow. Big up to all that have been supportin for the last few months.

Nothin to help cool off the summer like an ice cold 40 oz of S**rm Killer (aka malt liquor). Or maybe you like Billy Dee (Colt 45), Cisco or a bottle of Bacardi (what up Poison Pen). Ladies, maybe you dig a Cosmo or some other overpriced sugary umbrella drink. Whatever, drink one for me because yes...I'm gonna attempt to put my drinkin days behind me (insert boos here).

For all that have seen me get tow up over the years, this marks the end of an entertaining era (you had to see me in action). I got my numerous reasons (explained in the mixshow), but that don't mean y'all can't uphold the tradition while I hop on the wagon...and it don't mean I can't pull up the perfect soundtrack to throwin back a few brews/shots/libations for the f**k of it...or throwin up all over the car. With the co-host help of my partner Chief Chinchilla aka Mr. Bad Influence aka Sean Kemp (cause he always has a "40" on him), we bring you

THE AUGUST GATOR: ON THE WAGON
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Bottoms up! Let's see how long I last...

And speakin of music to ride to, y'all need to check out Just Blaze's Megatron Don blog from last week. He posted a lot of dope forgotten tunes, including one of mine ("Bling Around The Collar" from $ick Of Bein Rich).

Between all of this and THE J-ZONE ANALOG CATALOG (an iTunes only collection of hard to find, vinyl only and downright rare songs I produced for my Old Maid label), you should be covered for August.

I'm out like KG...
J-Zone

[the pm]

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September. Labor Day sales, the return of Monday Night Football and more importantly, school, for those of us still there. Even if you ain't, you got plenty of memories. To all the kids, stay in school or you'll wind up like my co-host Chief Chinchilla making rainbow sprinkles for a living. 60 minutes of school themed music for everyone from nerds to truants to med school kids that'll never pay off the loans those in college "just for the ho*s" like dude with the pacifier from Boyz N Tha Hood. Word to 50 Cent's grape vitamin water (that s**t is amazing...fortified bug juice...I'm hooked), get you a edumacation!

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[chunturo]

hype! that song about the bad whisky - I NEED a copy of that .45!!

[the pm]

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What it is? Thanks to all that have shown love for the mixshow thus far. Chief Chinchilla & myself fully appreciate it. Being its getting chilly outside (at least where I'm at), it's only right we switch gators to furs. And being Halloween is in October, it's only right we dedicate this month to the freaks. Not necessarily ghosts, pumpkins and goblins, but human freaks. Like nympho freaks. From crude to cuddly, we got all the music you need. A lot of people were waiting for a return to the style of my Ign'ant Mix CD series...this is the closest you'll get to that! Be warned, it gets kinda crude and kinky at times. Slap a sticker on this one. Welcome to...

OCTOBER FUR: THE FREAXXXSHOW

PARENTAL ADVISORY IS IN EFFECT...FOUL LANGUAGE AND CONTENT (FOULER THAN USUAL)...AND IF YOU'RE AT WORK, DO NOT OPEN THE FLYER ATTACHMENT! WAIT UNTIL YOU GET HOME. UNLESS YOU WORK AT PLAYBOY OR IN A LIBERAL INDUSTRY, HAHA.

Enjoy...and don't forget to practice safe sex and keep candles away from drapes!

Peace,

J-Zone & Chief Chinchilla

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[skibadee]

^^^ that chick looks like Chris Rock

[the pm]

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J-Zone presents...GATOR$-n-FUR$
NOVEMBER 2006: POLITIC$ A$ U$UAL

Yawn. Another November. More politics in your face. I don't care, its NBA time anyway. Chief Chinchilla and myself have never been ones for politics, but this theme is a timely and necessary follow up and change of pace from the ultra silly October edition of the show (FreaXXXshow). Don't get it wrong though. We're puttin many a politician on the Foreman Grill to fry over the perfect political soundtrack. Guaranteed to be unpleasant to jackasses, elephants and any other party that holds some type of office. Even PETA gets roasted...its only right with the name of the show being what it is.

To quote Sams from Lean On Me, "Yo B*tch, vote on this!" Oh, Chief Chinchilla wants you to know he will perform lewd acts with interns too, and he ain't even a democrat.


GET YOUR POLITICAL FIX AND DOWNLOAD THE SHOW HERE

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:highfive:

[LBFam]

^^I think this is my favorite mix yet..Good lookin out..

[the pm]

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F**k the holidays. Every winter is an exhibition in drama and bad luck. Bein we all family, y'all have to suffer with me. Chief Chinchilla tried to pull me into a Christmas theme, but my bad winter mood won't allow it. Car trouble, public transpo, freezing temperatures, relatives and exes seeking gifts, Black Friday traffic, crowded malls, snotnose kids in the stores being brats, god awful inescapable covers of Christmas songs, a sports injury, girl trouble or just going out to your car in 10 degree weather and seeing it's not there. I quit drinkin, so not even Christmas parties are the same. All I got is basketball til the spring comes, so all my scrooges, grouches and holiday haters in a bad mood from November to February, stand up. This is music to hate winter to...

http://www.zshare.net/audio/5206237f06eba4/

See you in 08...and no mo Christmas Music.

J-Zone aka Mr. Don't Holla aka Mr. Don't Ask Me For Sh*t Cause I Don't Believe In Buyin Nobody No F**kin Gifts aka Ho Ho Ho, No No No

[dooz]

I haven't seen this thread yet.

Are these mixes of previously unreleased music?

[dooz]

I just downloaded august so you can forget my previous post.

This is sick!

[nick.in.oside]

Thanks. Never noticed this thread either.

[T.S.]

j-zone's first three cd's were great...his shit is garbage now...

[the pm]

j-zone's first three cd's were great...his shit is garbage now...

awesome bro!

[cherry]

can we get some playlists to any of these?

[Lon`]

^^^ that chick looks like Chris Rock

^^haha

[the pm]

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Happy New Year! How the hell are ya?!?!

OK now that we got all that cordial bullsh*t out the way, it's back to business Chief Chinchilla and myself. We didn't wanna start 2008 out on a serious note, but sometimes things don't go as planned. This special mixshow is for all of our "friends" at Dunkin Donuts...oops I mean Police Headquarters...that abuse their power day after day and will continue to do so because there's not much we can do about it. Dedicated to Elanor Bumpers, Sean Bell, Patrick Dorismond, Amadou Diallo, Abner Louima and all of us who've been on the receiving end of police brutality. For all crooked cops...welcome to Cop Hell...you won't make it past the first board in the land of Gator$-n-Fur$.

Yeah and to those cops that made it routine to f**k with me and beat my a** in high school, I didn't forget y'all. Officer Brennan you punk a** rent-a-cop you ain't sh*t!

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[the pm]

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J-Zone & Chief Chinchilla present...GATOR$-n-FUR$
February 2008: AINT NO LUV!

The hate parade brought by the hate brigade continues! Now it's Cupid's turn to get a crossbow shot in his a$$.

Everybody knows February brings some nice things. NBA All-Star weekend (yo ESPN, license "A Friendly Game Of Basketball" from me again so I can make $ome mo money), me and Chief Chinchilla's birthdays and good deals on winter clothes. But unfortunately it brings the absolute worst holiday of all...Valentines Day.

Chief Chinchilla and I are so disgusted at the thought of such a terrible awful holiday that we're dedicating an hour of our lives to make your Valentines Day as miserable as ours and we're letting the hate marinate for an entire month (February is short so the next show will come a week late in March).

This one day is just a way for Hallmark to make some bank. But oh no no no, not in the land of Gator$-n-Fur$. Actually, we DEMAND all Gator$-N-Fur$ fans boycott Valentines Day this year and celebrate Black Thursday instead...meaning WEAR ALL BLACK on Feb 14. No red & white, absolutely not. If you're in a relationship, we aint hatin. Dinner is cool, but no big a$$ f**kin teddy bears, no candy, and lord jesus no cute HTML glitter myspace comments. I'm deleting those this year. If you and your partner are over 18 and have a myspace page just for yourselves as a couple...you're disqualified. You suck. Remove yourself from the land of Gator$-n-Fur$ immediately, you don't deserve us. If you're caught doing any of the above, you're off the team! Without further ado, from sad to savage, we present some of the best anti-love songs...


DOWNLOAD HERE FOR FREE AND SCROOGE WITH THE BEST! (http://www.zshare.net/audio/67373528f02f30/)

Men lie, women lie...but Gator$-n-Fur$ tell it like it is!!!!!!

Love always,

J-Zone aka Mr. Don't Holla aka $ir Charge

and

Chief Chinchilla aka The Onion Ring Pimp aka PETA's Worst Nightmare

[the pm]

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J-Zone & Chief Chinchilla Present...GATOR$-n-FUR$
March 2008: Child's Play

Kids. The innocent future of the world or drooling, disease spreading, noisy a*s brats that never seem to shut the f**k up and persist to be a nag? You either love em or hate em. Me and Chief Chinchilla are at odds over the issue, but whatver your opinion we got somethin for you.
So therefore...we proudly present music for, by and about kids. Enjoy.

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD GATOR$-n-FUR$: CHILD'S PLAY FOR FREE!!! (http://www.zshare.net/audio/8407019df799d3/)

and for the record, I love kids...for about 5 minutes. After that, I'm with my man Chief Chinchilla..."get these muthaf**kin brats off me!"

J-Zone aka Mr. Don't Holla aka $ir Charge aka The Fax Phone Giggolo aka Gargamel Jones aka Come Get Your Stuffy Achy Head Sneezy Kid Away From Me Before I Fumigate Him If He Give Me A Cold Imma Sue You

[the pm]

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J-ZONE & CHIEF CHINCHILLA present...GATOR$-n-FUR$
APRIL 2008: BEHIND BARS

I'm short on words today so I'mma make it brief. Jail ain't a place for 4 foot 3 Chinchillas...or almost anybody for that matter. But Chief Chinchilla landed himself there like an a*s. Oh well..."phone check muthaf**ka". Crime don't pay, unless the crime is to strangle one of these dumb as*es that make up the 90% of the world's people that deserve to be choked (it's been that type of month for me). Then it pays dearly. Lights out! Artwork attached.

And apparently, myspace don't like zshare links, but gmail does. So if you normally get this show via my myspace, get it here instead. It's less work.

DO PUSHUPS AND DIPS IN THE YARD TO THIS SHOW
http://www.zshare.net/audio/96792794c93474/

I may set up a site or an official blog page for Gator$-n-Fur$ in the near future should I decide to keep it rolling long term. Pondering on that now. Sorry for the bootleg zshare style.

[ad0rkabl3aNNa]

j izza foo...


good stuff :wave: