The Baby Thread

[Nasty]

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[hydrogen]

dang cousin,

having a kid has really aged you
you should try drinking more fresh juice

[Sweet Therapy]

aint got none...dont want none right now

[Nasty]

dang cousin,

having a kid has really aged you
you should try drinking more fresh juice

Juice fast?

[Sweet Therapy]

Use my recipe in the previous juice fast thread! Dr Oz recommended it
:D

[eons]

damn you've got a cute baby. are you sure it's yours?

[Nasty]

damn you've got a cute baby. are you sure it's yours?

Haha fucker.

You never emailed me back yo.

[eons]

Haha fucker.

You never emailed me back yo.

check it in the hour i'll get on it.

[RickyRaw]

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[Marklar]

damn you've got a cute baby. are you sure it's yours?

pwntage

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[Nasty]

^^^ haha, he's getting chubby. Cewte'.

[soysauce]

my friend had her baby on saturday morning. It's actually pretty cute for a white baby.

[stacks_malone]

damn boyeee he already has more hair than miles, are you sure he ain't half sasquatch?

[Nasty]

Stacks and Unknown,

Dont you guys feel like baby jedi's? I do.

[stacks_malone]

we should open our own version of daddy day care

[dharna]

you guys all have cute kids

[_Unknown*]

damn boyeee he already has more hair than miles, are you sure he ain't half sasquatch? yea, he came out with a full head of hair. He's about 2 1/2 months old now, wearing 3-6 months clothes (he fits in some 6-9 stuff but its kinda baggy)... size 3 diapers... weighin in at about 16-18 pounds.

he started rolling over from tummy to back about a week or two ago. he still cant roll back to tummy... and he's starting to laugh... he has this cute little peter griffin laugh. its cool.
you guys all have cute kids
thanks:highfive:

[S...]

Congrachamalashuns.

[stacks_malone]

............ so cam, has cole found his "unit" yet?

miles found his awhile ago but it's really getting bad, everytime i change his diaper it's like a free for all, shits funny

[luke_warm]

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[S...]

I'm on top

Let's hope so.

[dooz]

............ so cam, has cole found his "unit" yet?

miles found his awhile ago but it's really getting bad, everytime i change his diaper it's like a free for all, shits funny

One of my sister's kids (one of the twins) will just rip is pants off in public (just out of diapers now) and walk around with one hand in his mouth and one on his juanson (no juan). And people just kind of laugh about it. Oh to be young again...

:naughty:

[Marklar]

............ so cam, has cole found his "unit" yet?

miles found his awhile ago but it's really getting bad, everytime i change his diaper it's like a free for all, shits funny

"i learned it from watching you, dad"

[Nasty]

............ so cam, has cole found his "unit" yet?

miles found his awhile ago but it's really getting bad, everytime i change his diaper it's like a free for all, shits funny

He found it a long ass time ago. He's fucking ruthless with that thing. He does shit that no man should ever do. He fucking grabs it, nails all dug in and shit and pulls it really hard.

Also, we just saw his actual penis tip for the first time the other day. He isnt circumsized so we never saw it but the doctor just pulled back the foreskin to check it and bam there it was.

Also, he now has teefus on both the top and bottom gums and he fucking grinds the teeth together. I hate that sound. I wish he would stop.

[hydrogen]

"i learned it from watching you, dad"

ahaha

[stacks_malone]

aaahhhhh those teeth grinding..... miles even understands timing, you know doing it when it will drive me the most crazy

but yeah thats what im talkin about miles wrenches that thing all around, pulls some full on batwings

[Nasty]

but yeah thats what im talkin about miles wrenches that thing all around, pulls some full on batwings
Haha yeah exactly. I want to explain to him to respect the package but of course he cant understand that yet....

[stacks_malone]

im thinking its "the good pain"

[Nasty]

im thinking its "the good pain"

I will try it on myself tonight and report back.

[stacks_malone]

so miles is walking around today..... he has been taking steps for like a month or so, and walks with help ALL the time ..... but today is balls to the wall full on crossing the room with no help:dance:

foock yeah, that shit is like crack, i like watching him learn and grow

CHUUUUURCH
PWC FOR PRESIDENT

[Nasty]

so miles is walking around today..... he has been taking steps for like a month or so, and walks with help ALL the time ..... but today is balls to the wall full on crossing the room with no help:dance:

foock yeah, that shit is like crack, i like watching him learn and grow

CHUUUUURCH
PWC FOR PRESIDENT

That's fucking awesome. Cole is "cruising" all around the room. Using shit to hold on to. A few times he let go to grab something and stood there on his own for like 4 seconds and then he realizes and sits down.

He is saying mama and dada though which is cool.

[S...]

You need to immobilize him NOW before he realizes his full latent walkin ability.

You have to trust me.

[Sweet Therapy]

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ME too

[stacks_malone]

balls to the walls
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/919/dsc03272ue3.jpg
......... it looks like it might be out of control but

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[S...]

That last picture (as well as the first) are 8x10 wall-worthy.

[stacks_malone]

8x10 would be cool but not for me .... so we rock the full poster size pictures on the wall

[Nasty]

Haha, awesome. He needs to start growin some hair now.

He has that same 2 bottom toof smile as Cole.

[S...]

He has that same 2 bottom toof smile as Cole.

Iz had that too, i love that. The bulldog smile.

[stacks_malone]

man i have the thickest hair ever he needs to get on that




..... fuckin peanuts are in EVERYTHING ghey

[Nasty]

..... fuckin peanuts are in EVERYTHING ghey

So will he be allergic to peanuts forever? That sucks.

[stacks_malone]

we will know more in a couple of weeks ... but for now peanut free bitches'

[S...]

we will know more in a couple of weeks ... but for now peanut free bitches'

Dude, that SUUUUCKS. My girl has a severe allergy to 'em, and she has to be on caution mode EVERYWHERE.... it's one of those things that truly dictates your life.

I hope he grow out of it, bro.

[Nasty]

I hope Cole isnt.

[stacks_malone]

yep it sucks but at the same time there is worst shit, so i'll take it all day

[dharna]

Miles is adorable!! aww..

[Mad Squirrel]

(i'm speechless).

[stacks_malone]

Miles is adorable!! aww..
my little dood

(i'm speechless).

good or bad?

[stacks_malone]

one more
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[StotheE]

ok that is FRICKEN cute yo

[Nasty]

Cole is stylin on you. He refuses to wear hats. I had to force this pic.

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[stacks_malone]

nice miles dont wear hats either ... little chunky monkey

[Marklar]

is cole nocturnal?

[Nasty]

is cole nocturnal?

Nope. Sorta.

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[Marklar]

cole only takes pictures in dim lighting... i think he is a vampire

[Sweet Therapy]

not ready for this thread yet

[Marklar]

well then maybe you should stop bangin dudes with no dome

[Sweet Therapy]

well then maybe you should stop bangin dudes with no dome

...i know

[Nasty]

cole only takes pictures in dim lighting... i think he is a vampire

Its true.

[S...]

Its true.

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[S...]

Some new ones. (School uniform. You can't really see it in these pictures, but her hair is down to her lower back now...)

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[soysauce]

wow. She's so big!!!

[S...]

Remember when i announced her birth? Crazy.
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[dharna]

aww she's so cute! she's grown so much!

[S...]

aww she's so cute! she's grown so much!

She's actually 6'3".

[Nasty]

Joe your daughter is really pretty. How old is she now?

[S...]

Joe your daughter is really pretty. How old is she now?

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Thanks man. She's 5.5

Cole is the mayng.

This may terrify you to your very core, but The ColeTrain looks a LOT like me when i was a baby... which means he's fiercely handsome and will grow up to be unbelievable looking

[stacks_malone]

This may terrify you to your very core, but The ColeTrain looks a LOT like me when i was a baby... which means he's fiercely handsome and will grow up to be unbelievable looking

im sorry cole.....

[S...]

im sorry cole.....

Don't even pretend like my chiseled features don't get your dick hard.

[stacks_malone]

ppppsssshhhhh skinny little pill head please

[S...]

ppppsssshhhhh skinny little pill head please

Deny it here... on the forum. You know damn well who's taking you home.

[stacks_malone]

bitche' maybe that shit work on the little boys you molest in your hood but i will beat your ass

[S...]

bitche' maybe that shit work on the little boys you molest in your hood but i will beat your ass

It doesn't work here, either.

[stacks_malone]

sorry have you tried candy?

[soysauce]

She's actually 6'3".

So what you're actually saying here is seak is the real father?? :ugh:

[S...]

sorry have you tried candy?

Dude, thats like chester-101 shit. C'mon now.

I fxcks with Pokemon cards now...

[stacks_malone]

holland is not 6'3"

[S...]

holland is not 6'3"

"holland"... roflerskates.... that shit always cracked me up.

"Hey, names Holland... you know, like the country... Hey."

[soysauce]

so, Joe is just REALLLLLLYYYYY short then?

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[S...]

I'm 4'5"

[LBFam]

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Thanks man. She's 5.5

I'd give her at least a 7..Cmon S..., quit sellin your daughter short..

[S...]

I'd give her at least a 7..Cmon S..., quit sellin your daughter short..

She needs to learn humility.

[LBFam]

Jesus..Soya has had that picture saved on her comp for a long time..I wonder how often she looks at it..

[S...]

I don't think i ever saw the ones of us cuddling. Didn't somebody photo chop some shit up?

[soysauce]

I rule at the internet. All I had to do was search for calendar shoot on here. :dance:

How tall are you really joe. What else have you lied to us about?? :rolleyes:

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[S...]

You're not accounting for DEPTH OF FIELD GOD DAMMIT.

I'm 5'9" tall, that's my word. And my word is GOOD.

[S...]

Not enough.

Listen, i'm not really a miniature human being.

I'm 5'9" tall and i weight approx. 165 pounds.

:mad:

[soysauce]

A picture is worth 1000 words. :dance:

[S...]

A picture is worth 1000 words. :dance:

It's fine... no it's cool. I'm 4'6" and i weigh 94 pounds. Fuck it. I'm actually a 12 year old girl.

[LBFam]

It's fine... no it's cool. I'm 4'6" and i weigh 94 pounds. Fuck it. I'm actually a 12 year old girl.


You're really your daughter huh?..You're dad isn't really named Joe, and didn't try to be a rapper..

[soysauce]

If seak is a giant, you can be 5'9. Stacks is the one claiming he isn't even 6'3.

[S...]

... and didn't try to be a rapper..

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[Nasty]

so, Joe is just REALLLLLLYYYYY short then?

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/408/seaks24ys.jpg

Joe is actually Eligh.

[Nasty]

I don't think i ever saw the ones of us cuddling. Didn't somebody photo chop some shit up?

Yeah where are those? Those were great.

[soysauce]

Too bad this chart doesn't go down past 4'10. I'm pretty sure at 165 you're in the extreme overweight zone.

http://www.1is2fat.com/images/chart.gif

[Nasty]

^^ ha ha that chart says that if I got back down to 205, where I want to be, that I am still overweight. I guess I'm screwed.

[S...]

^^ ha ha that chart says that if I got back down to 205, where I want to be, that I am still overweight. I guess I'm screwed.

Dude, you're not even fat. That picture on page one of the Baby Thread proves as much.

[stacks_malone]

soya must be using the asian charts.... that one aint right...



5'9" i would belive after meeting "the giant"

[S...]

5'9" i would belive after meeting "the giant"

You met seak? lol.. when?

he looks autistic, huh.

[stacks_malone]

You met seak? lol.. when?

he looks autistic, huh.


ha .. i meet him and his girly @ red rocks, we smoked a clear joint that sucked

[S...]

his girly

http://www.admit-one.net/webimages/bigchick.jpg

[soysauce]

soya must be using the asian charts.... that one aint right...



5'9" i would belive after meeting "the giant"

Actually, this is Scott's chart. I don't think it's right either though. I'm almost in the white zone. :dance:

[stacks_malone]

I'm almost in the white zone. :dance:

is this a twinkie joke?



.... it was cool within the sapn of a week or so i meet like 6 accessers and like 1o myspacers

[soysauce]

Ha. I guess that could be interpreted in a couple ways.... I do like the white zone. :love:

[LBFam]

I do like the white zone. :love:


:kiss:

[Sweet Therapy]

wine wine wine.....