Joe Millionaire

[Raider 420]

Anybody catch this? This is the dating series that takes a construction worker making 19k annualy and plays him off to be an aire to 50 million & a castle in France. Then they have like twenty ladies compete to win his heart, thinking he really is a 50millionaire. Basically, it's FOX's demented version of The Bachelor.

These dumb hoes had me rollin! 2/3 of them were cryin once they got their first glimpse of the castle, thinking that one day it might be theirs. Money-hungry skeezahs.

In this series, instead of the dude handing out roses to the ladies that make it to the next round, he hands out jewelry. Last nite he handed out pearl necklaces to those selected. Then later, it shows the ladies behind the scenes. A couple of the brawds were biting the pearls to make sure they were real!

The last episode is gonna be the best one. I can't wait to see the look on these gold-diggers faces once they find out dude's really worth peanuts.

[mf sw]

if I was him, I'd be trying to fuck as many of those chicks as I could before they found out I'm a loser.

[S...]

Yo, every single ONE of those brawds was a gold diggin hoe, too... not one came across as cool. I remember one of the chicks said "Yes, money does play a part in my selection of guys, because the more money you have the more fun you are"

I was like Deeeaaaaammm! This bitches are scatlous.

Sadly, i'll be tuning in every Monday. I want to see when he goes "Uh... i make 19g's a year. Do you still love me?"

[Raider 420]

Originally posted by mf sw
if I was him, I'd be trying to fuck as many of those chicks as I could before they found out I'm a loser.
That's real.. but dude's a clown. No game. There was this one portion of an evening where all the ladies got to gather around him and ask some personal questions. He was stuttering with every answer, like he couldn't think of a good lie. One brawd just asked what his middle name was, Dude took 45 seconds to spit something out! Homeboy is clownshoes.. but they were jockin', so who knows, maybe he will get himself some.

[janeLLe]

i wanted the bitch Heidi to get kicked off cuz she jacked two dresses, leaving that one chick without a gown for the ballroom. that was messed up. of the 8 chicks he picked, a lot of them weren't that pretty (shit, i thought all 20 chicks were gonna be Miss America look a likes), and i liked how he picked some of the chicks based on the deep conversation they had, or how down to earth she seemed...at least that's what he said his reasoning was. i thought it was hella funny when he couldn't think of his middle name, or when he couldn't hop back on the horse.

i can't wait to see one of these chicks get buuurrrnnneeeed! i love reality tv, i really do.

[evad]

let me know when the last show airs, that's the only one i want to watch, and just the last 5 minutes too.. tv wastes my time..

[Blue]

Yup, I just wanna see that last episode - should be some good shit, jaw will hit the floor and her face'll get all red, maybe start crying like a spoiled brat kid. Ooooh, post here the Friday before it airs!

[soysauce]

the girl at my work straight called me to tell me about this show hahaha that's one fucked up tv show... tv's gettin crazier and crazier! i wonder where they find these people to be on the show... like an ad that says "want to marry a multi-millionaire? try out for our show and you have a shot at living in a castle in france!"

[highlife]

i thought the show was pretty entertaining too. the guy really is just your average joe. and all you fools talkin' smack about how he fumbled his words would do that shit too. for your average shmuck off the street, i thought he handled the first show pretty well. most of the girls seem pretty janky, especially heidi hoe. that chick is a bitch. i can't wait to see the claws come out tears flow.

[Raider 420]

Originally posted by highlife
and all you fools talkin' smack about how he fumbled his words would do that shit too.
No way, I don't know what he's so nervous about. There's no pressure on him. There's a room full of ladies in evening gowns waiting on his every word. He's just gotta smile, nod, and tell them what they want to hear. Plus, he knows something they don't, he's gotta use that to his advantage.

[JamesKellyDawson]

true shit.i was lovingthat show lastnight. its one big ass lie though. those bitches justwant money. only one seemed cool. all the other ones were completely superficial. i lovedit though. peace.

[Ojay]

about how he should just try to fuck as many as possible (if that's what he wants) before the show's over.. i mean, whoever he picks is probably gonna be the biggest golddigger of them all and not want to be with a lying, shit shovelin construction worker. i think he actually made some alright picks out of the choices he had... mainly brunettes. it's funny cuz most of the time on these shows these dudes go all crazy for them blondes.. it usually doesn't even matter if they're pretty or not or if they got fat-ass grills or look like old ladies.. as long as they're blonde. i also loved it that that one chinese chick with the red highlights and sunglasses got denied. she thought she was the shit. what a dumbo.